When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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