Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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