is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
