Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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