Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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