I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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