I heard we made out
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
time to smoke my breakfast
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
