Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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