Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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