weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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