Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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