New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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