guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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