Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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