So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
