Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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