oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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