Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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