Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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