super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
