So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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