AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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