YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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