Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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