Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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