I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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