i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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