I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
