I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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