If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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