Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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