He felt like a one man threesome
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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