: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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