He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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