Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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