And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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