I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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