I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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