i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
