So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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