I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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