Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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