the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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