Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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