Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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