I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Couch. On fire.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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