dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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