Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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