sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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