u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
